Monthly Archives: November 2009

Sleeping Khmer # 1

The Thais are not alone.

Tiger Woods’ Girl

Back in 1979 I was working at Hurrah’s, Manhattan’s only punk disco. My girlfriend, a blonde B Model from Buffalo, was rightfully jealous of my late hours. We had met at the Romantics’ concert. Lisa was so beautiful that I abandoned by live-in girlfriend for her. She was wrong to suspect my doing the same [...]

Never No Ugly

There is nothing ugly; I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may, – light, shade, and perpective will always make it beautiful. John Constable

Wakee Wakee

Sleeping on the Job #1

When I was a kid, my father would see road crews leaning on their shovels and called them lazy bastards. Only if my mother wasn’t in the car, then they were simply lazy, but I have challenged many people to hack at the earth for more than five minutes. Most quit after two minutes. Farangs [...]