McCain offers his Wife to Bikers

Sturgis North Dakota hosted its annual Harley round-up with nearly a half-million bikers descending on the town of 5000. One visitor came without a bike. John McCain. The Arizona Senator entered into the spirit of Bikestock by offering to enter his wife in the Miss Buffalo Chip go-go dancing contest prior to a concert by Kid Rock along with perennial dinosaurs of rock; Def Leppard, Lynyrd Skynyrd and REO Speedwagon.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain told an audience at the rally. “With a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

Cindy wowed the crowd with her response.

“I’m many things in my life, and one thing I’d like to be is your first lady.”

No one took her up on the offer.

Senator McCain did not attend the strip show.

Nor did he have any comment about Nissan developing a new electric car battery twice as powerful as the nickel ones of the past.

“This has nothing to do with the $300,000,000 I offered “Americans’ to develop for our country.

That 300 million stays at home.

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