Low Road McCain

Years ago a friend of mine went to a boxing match in Jakarta. Muhammad Ali was a guest of Tommie Sukarno, the son of the Indonesian dictator. The fomer heavyweight champ was visibly suffering from his ailment, but greeted his fans with enthusiasm and My friend went over to shake Ali’s hand.

“You know you look a lot like my cousin Ernie.” Ali rasped in a ravaged voice.

My friend was devastated by his idol’s comment. He was Boston Irish. He thanked Ali and walked away shaking his head at how far Ali had fallen from those monumental fights with Joe Frazier. The fight was heavyweight match. No contest and my friend went to the bar. As he ordered a beer, Ali whispered in his ear, “And my Cousin Ernie was ugly too.”

My friend laughed, relieved that Ali still had the life in his heart, but John McCain showed his age as this week he compared his competition Barack Obama to high-profile party girls Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Excuse me, they’re white girls.

Barack is demi-black.

Britney can dance. Barack probably electric slides with white man’s overbite.

Paris Hilton looked good on a porno video.

I don’t want to see Barack naked or McCain’s wife and especially not John McCain.

Hell, I don’t look at me naked in the mirror and I never porno-surf Britney Spears.

Maybe that’s where John McCain’s political advisers got this idea.

After all we know GW Bush likes the pop vixen.

Barack Obama responded to McCain’s puerile attack by saying, “I do notice that he doesn’t seem to have anything to say very positive about himself. What they’re going to do is make you scared — of me and they’ll say he’s not patriotic enough. He’s got a funny name. He doesn’t look like all the presidents on the dollar bills,'” said Obama, who would be the first black U.S. president.

And they’re right.

He is 50% the n-word.

But I say elect the N-word not some old coot like McCain.

Barack might be square enough to choose Miles Davis’ SO WHAT as one of his favorite CDs, but John McCain has stated, “I hate the music my kids play.”

Only a little square, n’est pas?

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