Monthly Archives: March 2008

The Great White Donkey Hope

March 27, 2008 – 5:09 am

John Holmes hailed as the white hope for Caucasian XXX fans throughout the 70s suffering Black Panther penis envy. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a woman say, “Not with that, you don’t.” I even contemplated a penis transplant. Donkey to man. Only for [...]

By Peter | Posted in Sex | Comments (0)

Asian Rice Crisis

March 27, 2008 – 12:37 am

Rice crop failures in Indonesia, Viet-Nam, and the Philippines along with stalled exports from India have doubled rice prices throughout Asia. Thailand has profited from the increase, as China’s appetite for the dietary staple shows no sings of slow-down. Price hikes should be good news for Thai farmers, except the upward trend has pushed rice [...]

By Peter | Posted in Asia | Comments (0)

Olympic Torch Arrives In Thailand April 18

March 25, 2008 – 9:30 pm

This week the Olympic torch for the 2008 Beijing Games was lit in Olympia, Greece. Several pro-Tibetan demonstrators disrupted the Chinese spokesman’s celebratory speech. Police bundled away the two Tibetan and its procession ran through the ancient Greek town without incident, until more protests against the 60 years of Chinese repression. Greek police physically restrained [...]

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Old Men Love to Rock Pattaya

March 25, 2008 – 8:48 pm

I’m 55 and this afternoon I was listening to Jefferson’s Airplane’s SOMEBODY TO LOVE on Pattaya’s notorious Soi 6. The trio of sub-20 Thai girls wanted me to visit an upstairs short-time room. “You sexy man. How old you. 40?” Even through beer goggles my mirror doesn’t lie more than 49. My wife thinks I’m [...]

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Hillary’s War Story

March 25, 2008 – 8:33 pm

Supposedly people tell lies at least 13 times a day and that’s not counting the ones we tell ourselves. Sometimes we tell the same lie so much that it becomes the truth. Pattaya is filled with foreigners re-inventing their pasts to suit their present personae. My history of nightclubs, diamond-dealing, and women is well-documented, however [...]

By Peter | Posted in politics | Comments (0)