Monthly Archives: October 2006

Hollywood Disco in Pattaya struck by Texas Lightning

Two years ago the entrance of the Hollywood Disco burned to the ground. Fortunately no one died and authorities blamed the conflagration on a short with the exterior lighting. Lightning normally doesn’t strike twice unless it’s Texas Lightning. Monday night the entrance to Hollywood Disco was once more wrapped in fire. No customers were in […]

Chulalongkorn Day 2006

The Thai calendar has a plenthora of non-western holidays. Most foreigners have no idea that a day is a holiday until they gather in  stupified huddles before bank, utility office, or post office. None can read the Sanskrit sign. Asking a pThai about the date offers little help, since most farangs are clueless about their own heritages, let alone […]

Sex education on Soi Six

Last week Bangkok’s ‘Sex Education Van’ visited Pattaya’s notorious short-time street, Soi 6, which many farangs called ‘Soi half-a-dozen’ to throw suspicous girlfriends off their trail. Soi 6 boasts 43 bars. Most are short time joints. The action is casual sex. Wham-bam-thank you, m’am. These establishments employ from 5-20 women, whose beauty ranges from stunning to beastoid. Due […]

USA Bumper Stickers – Anti Bush

My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes. My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer. My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old […]

Hanoi Virgin Birth

A miracle in Hanoi. Prison officials for the death row have announced that a female inmate incarcernated for the last year in solitary confinement has become pregnant. Tests confirm the convicted drug dealer is 11 weeks late for her period, despite having no physical contact with any humans. Virgin birth? Prison officials are investigating how Nyugen Thi Oanh, 39, […]