Monthly Archives: June 2009

MIA Governor

June 24, 2009 – 7:34 pm

The GOP governor from South Carolina has spent the greater part of 2009 resolutely rejecting the stimulus package offered by the Obama administration, stating that to use such funds in order to extend unemployment benefits to his constituents would be unconstitutional. His obdurate stance was seen as an attention-getter to his proposed 2012 presidential campaign […]

By Peter | Posted in america, Sin | Comments (0)

Man’s Best Friend

June 23, 2009 – 1:53 pm

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

By Peter | Posted in animals | Comments (0)

Daredevil Neo-Senior

June 20, 2009 – 1:47 pm

The Gowanus Swimming Club will be opening soon. Three dumpster filled to the brim with NYC drinking water. The location is a secret to anyone not in the know. I am privy to this information, because I’ve been granted permission to jump off a roof into the pool. The depth is about 7 feet. The […]

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Two Places at One Time

June 20, 2009 – 1:03 pm

My friends have been asking me what am I going to do about having two wives in Thailand. My explanations about mia luang and mia noi sound good 9000 miles away from the land of smiles. Only problem is that next Saturday I will be boarding a plane for a flight to Bangkok. Wife #1 […]

By Peter | Posted in Thailand, Traditions | Comments (0)

No Shame for Italy

June 20, 2009 – 12:52 pm

Silvio Berlusconi has threatened to sue Spain’s El Pais for publishing several photos showing the Italian prime minister naked with young women. naked party photographs. A scandal of this magnitude would result in resignation of office in the USA. Mr. Berlusconi took the high moral ground and declared the photos an invasion of privacy, especially […]

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