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Scared Of Sharks

Helicopters have flown over Florida beaches to discover hundreds of sharks close to the shore. Usually drawn by shoals of fish. Sharks have no friends, although lampreys hitchhike on the killing machine. Recently a story from a porno actress’ 2006 sexual encounter with Donald Trump has revealed the billionaire’s abject fear of sharks. In a […]

Shark Alert

Everyone in the world is scared of sharks. One July 4th weekend Richie Boy and I were surfing off Montauk. The temperature was hot and the air was steamy with humidity. Richie Boy noticed that no one was in the water and spotted beachgoers pointing off-shore two hundred meters from the break. A school of […]