Tag Archives: cell phones

Zombie Texters Alert

September 28, 2016 – 3:06 pm

I work at a diamond store on West 57th Street. This morning I counted the number of people with a cellphone in their hand. 60%. 30% of them had their eyes glued to the screen. Lost to the world. I have an old flip phone. I can’t do anything with it other than text and […]

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Where Are We?

July 4, 2016 – 10:57 am

I spotted these four tourists on 6th Avenue and 58th Street in Midtown Manhattan. All four were on their cell phones, trying to figure out where they were. I almost helped them, but realized their impoverished sense of direction was a curse of GPS and they were better off lost. Stupid. Of course, since no […]

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Amazons Of Now

January 31, 2016 – 11:12 am

There is nothing less than Amazon than a woman texting on a cellphone, unless it’s a man on a cell phone. They are complete zictims i. e.potential zombie victims. But Amazons still do exist these days. Especially if they have a gun in their hand and not a cell phone.

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