GOP Hot Dogs

Earlier this year Rick Santorum announced his presidential candidacy along with New York’s governor from the last century What’s his name Pataki. During his governorship campaign I shouted at him to go back to suburbs. He must have heard me and won the election by a landslide, although I doubt whether Gov Pataki has the moral courage to shove a kielbasa down his throat like a 53rd Street Hustler on a rainy night, but it’s got to be done.

Michelle Bachmann met the challenge.

As had Rick Scoot of Texas.

A true sausage swallower.

The longer the thicker the better.

Donald Trump has never been photographed eating a hot dog.

But he has eaten pizza with a fork.

Anything beats kissing babies.

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