Spam Appreciation

I get spam letters all the time.

Most are promoting viagra, baldness cures, penis enlargement, porno, or oxycontins.

There must be a tremendous market for those products in my demographics; white, male, 35-65, wanting to get fucked up.

Today this computer-generated comment appeared on mangozeen from an over-40 pregnancy counseling site.

“What i do not understood is in fact how you are now not actually much
more neatly-appreciated than you might be now. You are very intelligent.
You know therefore considerably relating to this subject,
made me for my part consider it from a lot of various angles.
Its like women and men are not involved unless it’s one thing to do with Girl gaga!
Your individual stuffs outstanding. At all times care for it up!”

Not bad grammar and very appreciative of my efforts.

I could only hope that like the movie HER that my admirer was a nice succubus.

They are much easier to delete than a worm.

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