Last weekend former Disney child star Miley Cyrus upset countless people who don’t matter with her scantily-clad dance performance during a duet with Robin Thicke at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards.
The religious right reacted, as if the pert singer/dancer had shit in the Pope’s mouth during a remake of THE ARISTOCRATS, and Sean Hannity of FoxNews was outraged without having seen the act.
Finding the ‘offensive’ video was impossible, as inept talking heads of the various meaningless media sources dissected every nuance of Miley’s butt twitching aka twerking.
I thought that she was cute, but I’m not a square and her dancing wasn’t close to horrible or obscene.
That honor goes to Billy Squier’s ROCK ME TONIGHT, which hit # 15 on the charts in 1984.
Nothing rivals it.
Check it out;