My Generation


CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 50’s and 60s.

First we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints and they used real nappies on us…..god forbid!

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, no brakes and the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Even though all the shops closed way before 6.00pm and didn’t open on the weekends, somehow we didn’t starve to death!….bloody amazing that!!!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy fruit tingles and some crackers to blow up frogs with. We ate white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because……WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when Mum had supper ready. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and played in creek beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms………. WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside found them and played with them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents .

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross buns at Easter time…….No really! We were given BB guns and sling shots for our 10th birthdays, We drank milk laced with Strontium 90 from cows that had eaten grass covered in nuclear fallout from the Nevada Bomb Tests. We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Mum didn’t have to go to work to help dad make ends meet! Baseball had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather straps and bullies always ruled the playground at school. We learned to cope though and we were all fine.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! Our parents got married before they had children and didn’t invent stupid names for their kids like ‘Kiora’, ‘Apple’, or ‘4real’.

We were the generation of the Who’s MY GENERATION and still are and to all you young snots. Piss off!

For a related article click on this URL

https://www.mangozeen.com/2009/10/10/drugs/why-i-miss-junkies-by-peter-nolan-smith.htm

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