Thailand Webzine, Bangkok Pattaya Thailand
A Muslim Iman dies and is astounded to be welcomed by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Sorry about the no 77 virgins. In this heaven we spend our days in the glory of God, who is non-denominational. You’ll meet the truly blessed evolving into the truly blissed.”
The Iman accepts this heaven in all its goodness, […]
A holy man from Bali died from old age. He arrives at the Pearly Gates to be greeted by St. Peter.
“Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter leads the Balinese holy man inside.
“I thought heaven was only for Christians.”
“No, no, heaven is for everyone. Over there are the Balinese. To the right the French. Back there the […]
The model from Paris has converted to Fundamentalism with a vengeance. Her eternal life dogma is based on solid belief. Only two choices allowed to all souls.
Heaven or Hell.
I asked her if there were any alternatives.
Her response “NO. Don’t fight it cause there’s only one way, and don’t worry once you admit this believe me […]
The model from Paris shared an apartment on Ile St. Louis. Her husband paid the rent. He was an ex-legionnaire living in the South of France. She assuaged his suspicion about our having an affair by declaring at dinner on Cap d’Antibes that I was gay. In truth we were never lovers. I wasn’t her […]
Several years ago my doctor and I were cleaning out the medicine cabinets of his deceased father’s office. It was in his parents’ old house. where his old man had spent over 40 years caring for thousands of Staten Islanders. We were surprised to find three small boxes of Quaaludes. Their expiration date was 1979. […]
