McCain’s Low Road campaign took a little heat from his mom, who demurred that linking Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was ‘a little stupid’. The ad was pulled by the GOP campaign, however Paris Hilton has evtered the fray to basically announce her candidacy for the presidency.
“I guess I am running for president – so thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude. And I want America to know that I am, like, totally ready to lead.”
Ms Hilton has no party affliations other than good times demonstrated that she wasn’t amused by McCain’s unauthorized hijacking of her infamy.
She went on the offense, calling the Arizona senator ‘the oldest celebrity in the world’ and didn’t stop there in a mock political ad released to the Press.
“McCain is like, super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket.” starts the narration and it doesn’t get better for the former POW. “But is that wrinkly white haired guy who used me in his campaign ad ready to lead?”
“Hey, America, I am Paris Hilton and I am a celebrity, too.” Hilton was wearing style slut bathing suit. “Only I am not from the olden days and I am not promising change like that other guy. I am just hot. Don’t get drunk and vote for the nold guy.”
“I’ll see you at the debate, bitches,” Paris adds. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick out a vice president.”
Her #1 choice R&B singer Rihanna.
Her sign-off.
“I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!”
Back on top.
But you can’t find the VDO on the internet
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad (censored)
On youtubes everywhere.
It’s a right-wing conspiracy.
Just like tasteless food.
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