Thailand Webzine, Bangkok Pattaya Thailand
Contrary to all expectations, the new James Bond film CASINO ROYALE has outpaced its predecessors at the box office.
No more smug and suave Bond. This 007 is a killer and his only humorous quip comes while getting a sadistic beating. He plays poker instead of baccarat or roulette and incredibly falls in love only to be […]
Photographic proof I don’t win all my fights.
I think not even 50% of them.
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In the Bangkok Post Dec. 21 2006 edition Singha Corporation sponsored a full page ad extolling the achievement of Thai spirit drinkers being 5th in the world, while bemoaning that beer drinking per capita resides at 85th in beer comparison.
Germany understandably leads the pack 7 liters per person with Denmark and Luxembourg battling for the […]
Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud.
James Brown sang those words to the entire nation.
Even the KKK heard, but back in the 1960s not everyone was listening to the singer of PLEASE PLEASE ME, since black music could only be heard on the far ends of the AM radio spectrum. I twisted the knob beyond […]
My Christmas lights were nailed to the roof on Pearl Harbor Day. I bought a blue plastic Xmas tree two days later and explained to my 3 year-old daughter that the Christian holiday was lifted from the pagan celebration of the winter solstice.
Angie only speaks Thai and said, “Fi suay.”
Yes, the lights are beautiful and Santa […]
For decades American TV viewers have been treated to pristine beauty pageant during which the contestants telling the audience, “I want to make the world a better place by giving Barbie dolls to starving children.”
Their coifs and costumes were usually better suited for GOP state dinners and I’ve never seen a flat-chested girl even place in […]
My wife/girlfriend got tired of my staying at home.
“It’s holiday. Go out with friend. Don’t come back until you mao kah.” Basically meaning get legless. She knows what I like and I went to meet several friends at What’s Up a Go-Go. The manager is a tom boy. Several of the dancers are fag hags. A […]
Starting on Jan. 1, 2007 those westerners living in Thailand on 30-day tourist stamps will find themselves persona non grata in the Land of Smiles, due to the expected enforcement of a new immigration law Royal Police order 608/2509 aimed at restricting farangs from exercising the 30-day tourist visa as a permanent rubber stamp for residence here.
No more mini-van runs […]
I am honest and looking in the mirror I have to admit one thing.
I am a fuck-up.
I even have a letter from the CIA dated 1/2/80. Lawrence Woodward, director of Employment, wrote,”….no vacancy has been found for someone with your academic background and experience.” which was mostly smoking pot and hanging out at gay bars hunting […]
I avoided the Viet-nam War by staying in college. GW Bush joined the Air Force Reserve and hung out with strippers in Dallas. I snorted cocaine and drove drunk. GW did the same thing, except he was caught for one or two of them, so we’re not so different, especially since we both say stupid things.
Luckily […]
