Monthly Archives: April 2025

Palm Beach Ne’er-Do-Well 2008

April 16, 2025 – 7:33 am

Many of my female friends laughed upon hearing about my summer job of dog walker on Palm Beach. “What’s so funny?” “We know what’s going to happen.” Each women was possessed by a singular vision. “You’re going to fleece some heiress.” “Fleece?” Both my wife and mistress had green-lighted any multi-zero gigoloing with turtle-fleshed heiresses […]

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Our Lady Of Palm Beach June 2008

April 15, 2025 – 8:08 am

I went for a swim this afternoon. Normally no one is on the beach next to Donald Trump’s estate. Today an older woman was sitting on a blanket. Her empire of plastic bags attested to a lack of property. I said hello. She said nothing, as if she feared I would call the police. She […]

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Kitten Bar / West Palm Beach 2008

April 15, 2025 – 4:59 am

Coming back from the Dixie Supermarket In West Palm Beach I spotted this bar across the inter-coastal waterway. the Kitten Club. Happy hours 2 for 1 until 7pm. I decided to check it out. The time was 6:30. Inside the small bar a few dancers nursed water. The girls were pigpen specials. They all outweighed […]

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Mad Dogs And Farangs in the Sun

April 13, 2025 – 9:22 am

Last week I met Jamie Parker on Soi Chaiyapoon. I hadn’t seen him in ages. He looked ten years younger and said, “Botox. Only cost 5000 baht.” No wrinkles around his eyes and those furrows in his forehead had been smoothed out like 5-star hotel sheets. I was a little jealous. “So now you’re ready […]

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Resistance # 4 – Anti-OMG

April 13, 2025 – 9:13 am

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