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John Holmes hailed as the white hope for Caucasian XXX fans throughout the 70s suffering Black Panther penis envy. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a woman say, “Not with that, you don’t.”

I even contemplated a penis transplant.

Donkey to man.

Only for one day.

Just to hear the scream of disbelief, however judging from the number of spam emails offering penis enlargement, it seems like the age of smallitis has come to an end. Every porno site reveals bigger and bigger male members. Impossibly big. Scary big. ET Big.

So I’ve decided to stay with my natural gift.

It’s been faithfully multi-tasking my needs forever.

Maybe in the next life I’ll be bequeathed with a monster.

Actually the biggest penis I ever saw on a white man was Terri Toye, but she was a transvestite, so I guess she really doesn’t count.

But it was huge.

posted on Thursday, March 27th, 2008 at 5:09 am and filed under Sex - comments feed | leave a comment | trackback url

John Holmes hailed as the white hope for Caucasian XXX fans throughout the 70s suffering Black Panther penis envy. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a woman say, “Not with that, you don’t.”

I even contemplated a penis transplant.

Donkey to man.

Only for one day.

Just to hear the scream of disbelief, however judging from the number of spam emails offering penis enlargement, it seems like the age of smallitis has come to an end. Every porno site reveals bigger and bigger male members. Impossibly big. Scary big. ET Big.

So I’ve decided to stay with my natural gift.

It’s been faithfully multi-tasking my needs forever.

Maybe in the next life I’ll be bequeathed with a monster.

Actually the biggest penis I ever saw on a white man was Terri Toye, but she was a transvestite, so I guess she really doesn’t count.

But it was huge.

posted on Thursday, March 27th, 2008 at 5:09 am and filed under Sex - comments feed | leave a comment | trackback url