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Oi Vey Hannukah

December 7, 2023 – 11:52 am

For centuries Hanukkah has traditionally celebrated the victory of the Maccabees over the Alexandrine Empire, although the real battle was between the orthodox Maccabees and the secular Jews favoring the social liberalism of the Greeks. The latter were the losers and the former rededicated the Temple by lighting the eternal flame. Miraculously the oil burned […]

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Trump Tricks Turkey

November 20, 2018 – 8:50 pm

Donald Trump pardoned the White House turkey, but had the CIA rendition the bird to black-ops site, where his son shot it for sport. He thought it was a leopard. # 2 how do you feed the White House horde with one turkey? One bird was barely enough to serve a white family of five […]

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The Siege Of 45

March 20, 2017 – 12:54 pm

The Trump White House has portrayed the first two month’s of 45’s presidency as a complete success. 220,000 jobs have been added, $100 billion have been shaved from the national debt, and Trump has claimed progress in the war against the Islamic fundamentalists, ISIS. The President has replaced his old phone to broaden the reach […]

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Nancy BJ

March 13, 2016 – 11:41 am

Nancy Reagan supposedly gave the best head in Hollywood during the 1940s. Old Dutch the President never got any, but she wasn’t beyond fellating Frank Sinatra in the White House bathroom. And more than once. The ole Cocksuckette died this week The Right sang her praises. We remember her not allowing her friend Rock Hudson […]

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Waterboarding 101

July 6, 2013 – 11:43 am

Practice makes perfect. This English idiom was mastered by the CIA in their ‘waterboarding’ of two terrorism suspects in the Rendition Program. During August 2002 the CIA subjected Abu Zubaydah to the interrogation technique and in March 2003 Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was tortured 183 times. Abu Zubaydah lasted 35 seconds before spilling his guts according […]

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