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Orgasm Mai Ching

May 25, 2012 – 2:57 pm

Back in 1991 I had sex with a Thai woman, whom I had met at the Marine Disco in Pattaya. She writhed in passion with her bones crackling like popcorn. At the end of an hour the twenty-year old Isaan native said, “I finish many times. You #1.” I tipped the free-lancer an extra 200 […]

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U-Nai Teelat

May 24, 2012 – 7:12 pm

Thai girlfriends are renown for their devotion to untruth, especially when it comes to letting their absent boyfriends know their whereabouts. “I’m in my village with maih.” I’ve heard this phone conversation from the bed of many a naked woman and Soi 6 is certainly not Isaan. Many suspicious farangs increasingly hire detectives to track […]

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Thai Ties

May 23, 2012 – 12:18 pm

Every time I visit my tailor for shirts, he asks why I don’t buy any ties. I tell Pinky that I wore them for most of my life and don’t see the point of wearing them in Pattaya. Like who am I trying to impress? My drunken friends or the madam of the Buffalo Bar? […]

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Anti American Noise

June 23, 2008 – 11:18 am

Today an irate Yank responded to a letter in the Bangkolk Post’s Postbag complaining about the treatment at the US Embassy in Bangkok. I have always been hadnled with professionalism at the counter, then again I’m a US citizen and only want a few extra pages in my passport. Try getting a visa for your […]

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Thai Language Lessons

June 15, 2008 – 12:35 pm

I learned Thai from my various girlfriends using an old colonial technique known as the ‘sleeping dictionary’ or suea non gin poot-ha-na-noo-grom approach. I read 3-4 words a day from the regular dictionary to increase my vocabulary. The only problem was my Boston accent, so I sometimes confuse Thais with my speaking their language. My […]

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