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The Legacy Of Europa

February 13, 2020 – 6:30 pm

The night skies over Italy in 1610 were unsullied by the light overdose of the 21st Century. Galileo Galilei pointed a 20X telescope into the stars, while standing atop of rooftop at the University of Padua. The astronomer spotted a single moon orbiting Jupiter, but the next evening he divined that they were two not […]

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Is Rick Perry A Sword Swallower

December 14, 2016 – 6:50 pm

One way to attack a corn dog is like you were in a backroom of a Dallas men’s bar. Deep throating. Only. Proof Michelle Bachman is a tranny.

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Does Rick Perry Really Need Glasses?

December 14, 2016 – 6:45 pm

President-Elect Donald Trump declared that Rick Perry of Texas was his # 1 choice for Energy Czar. The former governor worked on his family’s cotton farm after a seven-year stint flying US Air Force flying C-130. His degree from Texas A&M was in Animal Science and when the Supreme Court voided Texas’s anti-sodomy law, Perry […]

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No Se Olvide L’Alamo

July 22, 2014 – 1:44 pm

On March 6, 1836 thousands of Mexican troops under General Santa Ana stormed the Texas stronghold of the Alamo. None of the defenders were shown mercy and to this day Texans rally to the cry ‘Remember the Alamo’. On Monday Governor Rick Perry announced the mobilization of the National Guard to conduct air and ground […]

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Iraq = Texas

October 7, 2012 – 7:06 pm

The State of Texas has been the most executingest state in the union of the past two decades under the governors GW Bush and Rick Perry. Capital crimes of murder are joined piracy, cattle rustling, treason, desertion, and rape. GW Bush executed 152 condemned prisoners with a single stay of death for serial killer Henry […]

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