Tag Archives: retirement

Barney Frank Quits

I’m used to being in the minority. I’m a left-handed gay Jew. I’ve never felt, automatically, a member of any majority. – Barney Frank, Massachusetts Congressman Old Barney is calling it quits in the Congress after twenty years of service for 4th Congressional District. Barney Frank defended the Combat Zone, was pro-Choice, backed reparations for […]

Norway Retirement Plan

My kids are young. I have no pension, so I will be working until I’m at least 75. After that I’m going to Norway and robbing a bank. Several if necessary. As many as it takes before the police arrest me and the courts sentence me to life imprisonment in one of their IKEA-furnished cell. […]

Retirement for GW Bush

In another two years the president will end his reign of the Oval Office. He’ll no longer have to play it straight. GW will be able to go to strip clubs and drink and do blow without it really mattering. Not that it does now. But he should go someplace discreet as should Bill Clinton. […]