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TIME Man Of The Year 2013

I was baptized a Catholic. I have been an atheist since the age of 8. The scandals of Holy Roman Church has reinforced my decision over the years, however I like the new pope. Francis I was once a nightclub bouncer in Buenos Aires. I worked that job for over twenty years in New York, […]

The Red Waltz Of The Cardinals

White smoke issued from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel signaling that the Catholic Church has a new pope, Francis I. Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papal throne to replace Benedict XVI who unexpectantly retired from the world earlier in the year. The new Pope is the first from Argentina. He is […]

Ex-Benedict For Brunch

I love Eggs Benedict for Sunday brunch. Even better I would love for the Pope to get arrest tomorrow. His crimes are many and most are against the helpless. FUCK THE CHURCH and have a lovely breakfast with an atheist. We never preach.

Pope Reverend Ike I

The College of Cardinals is gathering in Rome to elect a new pope after Benedict XVI’s sudden resignation. The Media has been playing a guessing game about his successor, however the cardinals will most likely vote for a prelate in the present Pope’s mold, since he elevated 60% of them to higher ecclesiastical office. The […]

Penguins and Dwarves

a joke from the roue of Bangkok, Alan Platt The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope, ‘What can I do for you?’ Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but […]