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Bridge And Tunnel Oktoberfest

Last week the owner of the Old Danceteria extended an invitation to celebrate the Oktoberfest at the Zeppelin Hall in Jersey City. “Bring a friend. All the beer you can drink and bratwurst you can eat.” John had always been a gracious host and I decided to bring along Dirty Dave and Wasta Steve. “New […]

Happy Beermas

Oktoberfest is a High Holiday month for beer-drinkers around the world. Your attendance is obligatory. Drink Beer and drink it often. It’s good for you. If you have any difficulties, please refer to the above chart. It’s a life-saver. PLease click on it to enlarge, if you don’t have good eye sight.

Beer As the Cure

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet CAUSE Improper Bladder Contro CORRECTIVE ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE […]

401-Keg Plan

Retirement plans compared… If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Countrywide Financial, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac stock, you would have nothing […]

Oktoberfest 2012

Why did Doctor Nick instruct me to give up beer on the cusp of Oktoberfest? It’s a cruel world. <