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Six Aprils ago Nick and I were drinking beer in Buffalo Bar to celebrate Beermas. It was a holiday for every day of the year. We never go to go-gos, since disco music wasn’t conducive to meaningless conversations. The DJ was spinning an insipid boy band tune, which was the perfect background music for our […]

I Want To Know What Love Is

The BBC announced the marriage of arch-villain Rupert Murdoch of Fox News and his evil multimedia empire to former Texas model Jerry Hall, who had once been the Bali wife of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger. It seems like a match made in the Hell, but as Fredrich Engels, co-writer of DAS KAPITAL, said, “Only […]

Erin Go Gay

Aristotle wrote in his histories that the Celtic warriors preferred homosexuality to heterosexual joining. The practice of man with man abounded amongst the Gauls and men ere deeply upset by the refusal of Romans to join them in gay orgies or one-one-ones. The Holy Roman Church quelled this freedom in favor of establishing their pedophiliac […]

Mixed Marriage

There is nothing in the Torah against Hassidim marrying other ethnicities, but I can’t think of a single case of them marrying outside their religion. There’s always a first time, because in the end love is blind. PHOTO by James Velaise