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26,560 hits – One day

On Aug 19, 2016 mangozeen hit over 20,000 pageviews. I can’t figure out why. But I’m sure it had nothing to do with Emerson Lake and Palmer. I lost my virginity during their 1970 concert on the Charles River. To Linda Imhoff. Few more beautiful than her. She had long legs. Very long legs. Sadly […]


Man has aspired to flight from time immemorial. In the winter of 1971 my New Yorker friend Eddie fantasized about soaring in a glider. He had one big problem. Eddie weighed 450 pounds. THE FLIGHT OF A FAT MAN recounts Eddie’s achieving his dream thanks to a teenage girl from the South Shore. Sookie had […]

Spam Appreciation

I get spam letters all the time. Most are promoting viagra, baldness cures, penis enlargement, porno, or oxycontins. There must be a tremendous market for those products in my demographics; white, male, 35-65, wanting to get fucked up. Today this computer-generated comment appeared on mangozeen from an over-40 pregnancy counseling site. “What i do not […]