Tag Archives: legalization

cocaine.com

Last night I had nothing to do and searched cocaine.com online. The URL has nothing on it and obviously a free-thinking entrepreneur has bought the site in expectation of cocaine’s legalization. One day it will happen, for the armies of Tony Montana are ever-victorious. Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked! And there’s […]

MIstaken Identity

Mexico’s war on drugs has claimed over 55,000 lives in the past six years of President Calderon’s rule. The police and army have been corrupted by traffickers shipping cocaine and marijuana to the USA. Last week officials claimed to have arrested the son of a notorious drug lord. The DEA were quick to congratulate the […]

A Reprobatal Parental Guidance

My first joint was smoked in my VW Bug coming from Nantasket Beach. Tommie Jordan and John Gilmore were my passengers. The reefer belonged to Tommie, who was a hockey player from North Quincy High. His hair was long for 1969. At least for a hockey player, but then Derek Sanderson wore his long and […]

Bet on Thai

The now not-so-new Thai government has been pushing for the legalization of casino to reap the ill-gotten gains of the various casinos dotting the Thai border. 8 casinos in Poipet alone and none of them as glamorous as Reno, because no one goes to Poipet for the magic. Thais love to gamble whether betting on […]

Samak Loves Gambling for Thailand

My faux-French uncle has seven casinos in Rousillon. He taught his nephew that a gambler never beats the house. I learned that the hard way from personal experience as well as witnessing the exodus of Thai gamblers leaving the Cambodian border casinos. Their shoes are scuffed, the clothing badly washed, and their faces painted with […]