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A Good Night’s Sleep

March 12, 2020 – 3:28 am

In 2008 the ex-model from Paris has been abducted by fundamentalist thought. For her the world was coming to an end. We are living in the End of Days under the Anti-Christ. His name is Barack Obama. Several times a day the great beauty posted warnings of biblical doom One epistle was the following; several […]

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the umpeenth coming by peter nolan smith

January 16, 2019 – 4:53 pm

In the summer of 1971 my three friends and I tripped on LSD in White Mountains. the window pane was fierce. A twelve year-old emerged from the forest. For a minute almost believed he was Jesus, but his name was Jessie from Bethel NH Music by doug henderson ex-drummer of Spongehead Vortex sculpture by Dave […]

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Jesus Jah Ma

June 6, 2016 – 1:08 pm

“I have nothing against Christ. It’s your Christians I hate.” This remark has historically been attributed to Saladin the Arab Jihadist during the Crusades. I feel the same way about most religions except beer-worshippers. “Every day is Beermas,” my mate Nick declared at Pattaya’s Buffalo Bar with the fervor of a suicide beer-drinker. “The same […]

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Pacem In Terris

April 6, 2015 – 2:02 pm
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Beer Is Better Than Jesus

March 29, 2015 – 7:53 pm

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus: a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. b) Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. c) They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves. d) Beer has never caused a major war. e) When you have a beer you […]

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