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The Immaculate Conception of The Blessed Virgin Mary

December 21, 2023 – 3:06 pm

In the Second Century CE the mother of Mary debuted into Christian belief in the Gospel Of St. James. The tale of her conception without sex was cobbled together in the Gospel of James from Greek myths and an Old Testament fable Samuel’s mother giving birthing without enduring penetration by her infertile husband, Joachim. The […]

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The Wine Pissing Son Of Elohim

December 27, 2020 – 8:11 pm

More than two thousand years ago Mary age 12-14 declared to her sterile husband that she had been impregnated by Elohim, the mythical God of the Hebrews. Joseph thought it was bullshit until Jesus pissed wine. Then everyone loved him like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

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The Feast of the Immaculate Conception

December 13, 2019 – 12:08 pm

The Feast of the Immaculate Conception has been celebrated by the Catholic Church on December 8th since as early as the 5th Century, but does not commemorate the virginal conception of the Blessed Mary. The Feast of the Annunciation marks Virgin Mary getting mystically pregnant without any sex. A miracle, but I believed as a […]

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Jesus Jah Ma

June 6, 2016 – 1:08 pm

“I have nothing against Christ. It’s your Christians I hate.” This remark has historically been attributed to Saladin the Arab Jihadist during the Crusades. I feel the same way about most religions except beer-worshippers. “Every day is Beermas,” my mate Nick declared at Pattaya’s Buffalo Bar with the fervor of a suicide beer-drinker. “The same […]

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