Tag Archives: donald trump

Scared Of Sharks

Helicopters have flown over Florida beaches to discover hundreds of sharks close to the shore. Usually drawn by shoals of fish. Sharks have no friends, although lampreys hitchhike on the killing machine. Recently a story from a porno actress’ 2006 sexual encounter with Donald Trump has revealed the billionaire’s abject fear of sharks. In a […]

The Attack Of The Grinch

The Trump tax plan has overhauled the code largely in favor of the filthy rich. None of his supporters have criticized this Christmas gift to the top .01%. Everyone wants to be a billionaire and hope for a miracle to raise them from swamp of the middle class, but as I’ve always said, “There are […]

Untying The Knot Of Thai Wires

Last year Microsoft’s Bill Gates visited Thailand and upon seeing the tangles of wires hanging over the streets complained about the masses stealing electricity from the power companies. The Harvard drop-out is considered to be one of the richest men in the world and in his youth spent hours developing new phones and computers, so […]

A Busy Man # 45

Donald Trump had a busy week. He insulted North Korea’s leader by calling him ‘Little Rocket Man’. # 45 also attacked the NFL players for not honoring the flag. The White House ignored the reconstruction of hurricane-devastated Puerto Rico, but Tump had the nerve to tweet, “FEMA & First Responders are doing a GREAT job […]

Thanks For The F-35

On Thanksgiving Donald Trump touted the capability of the F-35 jet fighter to a holiday gathering of the Coast Guard. “Amazing job, and amazing job. So amazing that we’re ordering hundreds of millions of dollars of new airplanes for the Air Force, especially the F-35. Do you like the F-35? I said how does it […]