Tag Archives: beer

Beer In Dubai

The following passage from the Qurʼan, Surah 5 severely condemns drinking alcohol and various other pleasures. O you who believe! Intoxicants, gambling, al-ansāb, and al-azlām (arrows for seeking luck or decision) are an abomination of Shayṭān’s (Satan’s) handiwork. So avoid that in order that you may be successful. Anyone found in possession of liquor in […]

Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus: a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. b) Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. c) They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves. d) Beer has never caused a major war. e) When you have a beer you […]

Skateboard Zepher Vixen

Beers included.

Man’s First Words

The University of Reading in England has determined that two dozen words have survived the fifteen millennium since the end of the recent Ice Age such as “You, hear me! Give this fire to that old man. Pull the black worm off the bark and give it to the mother. And no spitting in the […]

Death By Gravity

Two days ago a LA man in his 60s was killed by the toppling of his basement refrigerator. To paraphrase the last line from KING KONG; “It was not beer that killed the man, but the beauty of beer.”