MangoZeen

I like skinny women. This predilection for underweight females originates from the nympish cover girl of BLIND FAITH’s LP. Not CD. LP. This fetish has been a life-long devotion. Thai girls are naturally thin until they get a boyfriend with a little money, then it’s eat and eat and eat to balloon into a plump woman. The transistion can happen before your eyes within a month. Love makes us blind to the change.

In the USA most people are heavy thanks to the fast-food industry and the only thin females are following Karen Carpenter’s path to anorexia. Not healthy thin. More Buchenwald survivor skin and bones. So either too fat or too thin and the current Miss America 2008 is a good example of the weight excess pestering the Land of the Free.

Three years ago Kirsten Haglund was starving herself to death. She thought herself fat like some 10 million other American females and 1 million men. Her calorie intake was less than 1000 per day. ”I was a completely different person. It’s not a pretty sight.”

“It’s all right to have curves,” the aspiring Broadway star said while eating the chocolates off her hotel suite pillow. “You can’t look like a stick-thin model.”

I like stick-thin models, except they’re also taller than me adn sometimes resemble Ichabod Crane the gaunt teacher from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW. The Aliens I spotted in Pattaya last week. They were really skinny, for any ET entusiast knows that fat people weigh too much for a UFO to lift off from Earth’s gravity.

So there will only be anorexic beauties and Pattaya go-go girls in outer space, but not me, not at my present weight. I’ll be left behind on Earth staring at the stars and dreaming of weightlessness.

Fly me to the Stars.

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http://www.mangozeen.com/extraterrestials-in-pattaya.htm
 

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I like skinny women. This predilection for underweight females originates from the nympish cover girl of BLIND FAITH’s LP. Not CD. LP. This fetish has been a life-long devotion. Thai girls are naturally thin until they get a boyfriend with a little money, then it’s eat and eat and eat to balloon into a plump woman. The transistion can happen before your eyes within a month. Love makes us blind to the change.

In the USA most people are heavy thanks to the fast-food industry and the only thin females are following Karen Carpenter’s path to anorexia. Not healthy thin. More Buchenwald survivor skin and bones. So either too fat or too thin and the current Miss America 2008 is a good example of the weight excess pestering the Land of the Free.

Three years ago Kirsten Haglund was starving herself to death. She thought herself fat like some 10 million other American females and 1 million men. Her calorie intake was less than 1000 per day. ”I was a completely different person. It’s not a pretty sight.”

“It’s all right to have curves,” the aspiring Broadway star said while eating the chocolates off her hotel suite pillow. “You can’t look like a stick-thin model.”

I like stick-thin models, except they’re also taller than me adn sometimes resemble Ichabod Crane the gaunt teacher from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW. The Aliens I spotted in Pattaya last week. They were really skinny, for any ET entusiast knows that fat people weigh too much for a UFO to lift off from Earth’s gravity.

So there will only be anorexic beauties and Pattaya go-go girls in outer space, but not me, not at my present weight. I’ll be left behind on Earth staring at the stars and dreaming of weightlessness.

Fly me to the Stars.

For a related artile click on this URL

http://www.mangozeen.com/extraterrestials-in-pattaya.htm
 

posted on Monday, January 28th, 2008 at 1:20 am and filed under Health, Beauty - comments feed | leave a comment | trackback url