Oral History Of Presidential Fellatio
The http://women.timesonline.co.uk website had the balls to publish an ‘oral history’ of the Monica Lewinsky story on the morning after Hillary Clinton’s primary win in Michigan, then again why not?
On January 17, 1998 Matt Drudge broke the news that President Clinton had asked Newsweek to kill a story about his affair with an intern. Her name was Monica Lewinsky. The Big Press ignored the scoop from an internet free-lancers, however the story featuring President-pizza-intern-cigars-sex creates its own audience.
“Mr. President, if there is a semen stain belonging to you on a dress of Ms Lewinsky’s, how would you explain that?”
No other president has been asked the same question for the simple reason that none of recent White House residents have had sex while in office.
GW BUSH is too coked out to maintain an erection. His father was dignifieed enough to keep his tete-atetes clandestine. Ronald Reagan allowed Nancy to have sex with Frank Sinatra, but the Great Communicator never got head. Jimmy Carter merely entertained impure thoughts and Gerald Ford’s wife was suffering from a wasting disease. Richard Nixon only masturbated to nude photos of Jackie O and LBJ had his rendezvous in Texas.
JFK?
He was too cool, however Clinton survived the interrogation and impeachment proceedings to serve out his term, because no one in the Senate had the right to throw the first stone.
And for what?
Feb. 1995 a GOP-controlled Congress shut down the Federal government by balking at passing a spending bill. A storm storm further isolated the President in the White House. he ordered a pizza and a buxom 21 year-old intern delviered the pizza to the Oral Office.
As I said many time the worst thing that happened to America when there was no government was that the President got head and a pizza or did he?
Clinton denied having sex with Monica.
The American public asked, “Isn’t oral sex ’sex?”
“Not according to the President.”
Their presidential affair lasted 18 months, but you can sure that some women saw Hillary’s post-Iowa tears as residue from that awful period in her life. The pain. The betrayal. The humiliation.
“Let’s vote for the crying game.”
Is the American voter capable of electing a President for tears shed before the TV cameras?
Of course they are, since GW Bush won due to his BBQ likability ratings over the Green Machine Al Gore and Gigolo John Kerry.
And what of Monica now?
Has she fared better than the other women woven into the sex scandal?
Paula Jones posed nude and lost a boxing match with Olympic skating terror Tonya Harding. The $850,000 went to the lawyers.
Kathleen Willey had a sexual encounter with Clinton. A grope and the forced touch of an erect penis. The 61 yo doesn’t talk about it, except on radio and TV to promote her tell-all memoir.
Target: Caught in the Crosshairs of Bill and Hillary Clinton
Monica Lewinsky debunked Willey’s accusation by saying, “Willey’s tits were too small.”
When you’re president the opportunties for sex are few and far between.
“Mr. President. Two minutes. The ambassador from Yugoslavia.”
“Mr. President. 30 minutes. The Senate panel on Alaska Drilling rights.”
And then there was pizza from a true patriotic young woman.
Monica graduated in December 2006 with a Masters in social psychology and has been incommunicado either traveling through India or living in an Iowan farmhouse. Hopefully she is faring well.
“Ask not what your country can give, but what you can give to your country.”
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