More drunk wisdom
THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO PRONOUNCE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Good evening officer isn’t it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry I’m being such a jackass.
More thanks to Byran le Bouef
He drinks a little now and then too
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