Chuck Norris Top Ten List
After Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris was my late gay brother’s favorite actor. Michael’s favoritism had everything to do with the facial hair. James Brolin was his third choice. Strangely Bryan La Boeuf, painter and rodeo phenom. emailed a list for Chuck Norris.
The top ten.
And Bryan is straight.
Being a Bruce Lee fan I have never understood the white guy matrial arts thing, especially the fascination with that hairdresser Jean Claude van Damm. Steven Siegel said of him, “He’s a nice ballerina.”
Chuck might actually be able to be tough.
Anyone who acts that bad has to have back-up talent.
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
while Ted Bugent of the Amboy dukes might want to be Chuck Norris, no one in Thailand cares a fig about Chuck Norris.
But Americans do and if you are in the same mood you can go to this website.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
They ahve their own native grown tough guy.
