Category Archives: technology

Phineas Beardsley’s I-Pad 2

March 31, 2011 – 7:33 pm

Apple announced the release of iPad1 on April 2120. 3 million were sold in less than 3 months. 15 billion dollars in sales. A year later over 15 million iPad1 had hit the market. Immense profits for Apple and the West Coast company stroked the desires of high-techophiles with the debut of iPad2 on March [...]

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Wicked XXXmas

December 11, 2010 – 8:53 am

My wife Mem is very jealous. The Thai word ‘itsah’ pertains to envy of objects, however the true way to express jealousy is the word ‘huung’. Mem can’t believe that I spend months in New York without sex. “All you think about with me is sex.” “That’s different. I only want you.” Her love potion [...]

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Tell No Evil

September 21, 2010 – 9:12 pm

Soldiers are notoriously unreliable. The Afghan troops are disorganized under US supervision, while their Taliban counterparts fight the occupying forces to a stalemate. Same tribesmen. Different motivation. This quandary befuddles military strategists, although modernists within the Pentagon tout the value of a soldier designed along the second stanza of Alfred Tennyson’s famed poem THE CHARGE [...]

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Aborted Concorde Landing

August 16, 2010 – 7:43 pm

My apartment on East 10th Street was a good 45 minute drive from JFK airport. Maybe 12 miles as the crow flies from point A to point B. My building took its time waking up in the morning. The residents worked late and partied till dawn. Not everyone in New York were so dedicated to [...]

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Sex Space No-No

June 28, 2010 – 8:19 pm

Newton’s 3rd Law of motion is succinctly described as every motion creates an opposite motion and scientist have cited the absolutism of this law as proof that man can not have sex in Space. The more you try to enter the farther you go from your destination in the state of weightlessness. Foreplay should to [...]

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