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Ministers of new governments tend to issue inane proclamations to showboat their talents for the electorate and Thailand’s Culture Minister promoted himself to front page by stripping the teenage singers Girly Burdy of their spokesperson status after performing for the Songkran crowd on Bangkok’s San Road in what he deemed inappropriate attire.

Skimpy tops and hot […]

For the past three years Interpol had been seeking a pedophile who had brazenly been posting his Southeast Asia exploits with young boys on the web. The chickenhawk had hoped to safeguard his identity with a CGI mask over his face. Interpol deciphered the disguise and issued an arrest warrant for the 13th most wanted […]

Years ago a police commissioner visited Pattaya to officially survey the night life. A Bangkok reporter asked, “What are your views on prostituition in Pattaya?”
“Prostituition?” The top copper was wearing sunglasses on Walking Street. “All I see are young people having fun.”

His response harvested hearty chuckles from longtime Pattaya residents, but nothing like the chortles from a Columbia University audience after the […]

“When a man is tired of London, he is tired of living.” Sam Johnson
The same could be said for most big cities and by big cities I mean New York, Paris, Rio, and Bangkok, but certainly not LA.
Each has their attractions.

Times Square, the Eiffel Tower, and Cocacabana Beach are all fine and good, however 42nd Street is […]

Most surveys are conducted with scores, if not hundreds of people. Personally I go for the one person who is most representative of the subject group and when I was thinking about the five qualities a Thai bar girl required from her farang boyfriend, I immediately went to Gai, the Buffalo Bar’s version of Anna Nichols […]

Standard joke about the perfect western girlfriend.

Her father owned a pub, she’s 3′4″ with a flat head so you can put your beer on her.
Simple needs, but in Thailand more than likely your girlfriend’s father is distilling moonshine lao khao or rice whiskey, she’s 5-3, and there is no way any Thai will let you […]