Thailand Webzine, Bangkok Pattaya Thailand
Vaseline girls paraded through Bangkok to promote the hydrocarbon mixture derived from our old friend, petroleum jelly, whose discovery dates back to 1859 in Texas. First considered a cure-all for burns, people soon found divergent applications for the all-purpose substance.
Company spokespeople extolled it as a curative for cuts and scraps, although doctors have never been […]
In 2002 I wrote a screenplay IN HEAVEN ABOVE where former Soviet province attempts to save itself from bankruptcy by holding a lottery with the prize of being the first man to have sex in space in their revamped space shuttle. I sent the scenario to a number of film companies. Rejection rejection rejection. One […]
The statistics are clear: Thailand is the country where most Norwegian men infected with the HIV-infection while traveling abroad.
Health officials from the Scandinavian country offered the following advice “Do not to have sex with the local population. Do not take local women with you to the room. There is a great probability that they […]
Mikie at Maggie’s Bar on Pattaya’s Soi Chaiyapoon is always raving about the girls he meets over the internet.
“She was a college student. 21. Beautiful. Only wanted me for sex nothing else.”
The beer-bellied 50 year-old had never had a loser, although this winning streak could have to do with Mikie’s myopia. His glasses are thick […]
George W Bush has called for the immediate capture of Osama Bin Laden and Federal authorities arrested hundreds of adult prostitutes and 21 throw-away over a five-day series of raids in a vain attempt to discover if any of them knew where Osama Bin Laden is hiding under the guise as a pimp. None of […]
America is a land of No; no drugs, no drinking, no weird sex. America is also a country of innovation and the two nations went head to head this week when under-cover detectives raided a ‘brothel bus’ cruising Miami Beach’s beach strip . The popular trip on the Babylon-mobile cost $40 for an open bar […]
Hospitals around Bangkok have been noting an increase of females entering their facilities with complaints of perverted sexual abuse by hi-so wealthy men, sometimes as many as 50 women a day seeking refuge from these sadists. Most victims are maids or household help although one matron was forced to watch her husband have sex with […]
Sam Royalle broke up with his girlfriend upon discovering she had been seeing a Thai boyfriend. Actually the Thai boy was her dealer, but her infidelity was more acceptable than a relapse of smoking ja-bah. Sam Threw out his girlfriend and started dating again, which is Pattaya means hitting the go-go bars, drinking, and coming […]
In my youth there was an urban myth that Harvard was offering $1,000,000 to the first man to give birth. 1994 saw the now California governor play a pregnant man in the movie JUNIOR and that spoof was as close as man came to breaking the pregnancy planet, except in isolated cases of alien abduction.
Not […]
Ever since the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk man has been attempting an endless assortment of tricks and risks in flight. Of course most of us are content to get from points A to B. Up and down without ragheads hijacking the plane for an unscheduled landing in a prominent building. Of course a […]
