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The DC Madam took a small step for mankind by hanging herself rather than facing 3-4 years in hard time. Conspiracy fanatics are blaming the usual suspects; CIA, FBI, Eliot Spitzer, but unfortunately the poor woman probably took matters into her own hands for as Graham Greene wrote in THE COMEDIANS, “Suicide is the […]

The first time I had sex with a Thai woman, she writhed in passion with her bones crackling like popcorn. She said, “I finish many times. You #1.”

I was very proud of myself, until hearing the same line during several subsequent encounters.
Either it was the truth or a lie and I was man enough to […]

Men come to Pattaya for one reason.
It is not golf or the beach.
They come for the girls.

“I never pay for it.” First-timers say as they evict a bargirl from their hotel room without even taxi fare only to get a high heel thunked against their skull the next time the stiffed bargirl spots her cheap […]

Bangkok is world-known as a sex entrepot with its countless bars, go-gos, massage parlors, and brothels. Sex is usually a simple financial transaction. Money for sex, however some men refuse to pay for sex and two cases of ‘date-rape’ have popped up in the city with women being offered a packaged mixture of coffee and […]

Several years ago Nick and I tried to list the 7 Deadly Sins while sitting at the Buffalo Bar. I named gluttony, envy, and wrath. Nick nailed sloth and lust. We struggled for the final two and finally picked pride and greed. I was guilty of sloth and lust, though never at the same time, […]

Yesterday The Nation reported on a growing castration (lopping off the testicles) trend amongst young wannabe ladyboys without funds to finance a complete sexual transformation. The castration operation costs $130US or 4400 baht and in most cases requires parental approval.

These young boys are convinced that ridding themselves of their testicles will soften their masculine features […]

John Holmes hailed as the white hope for Caucasian XXX fans throughout the 70s suffering Black Panther penis envy. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a woman say, “Not with that, you don’t.”

I even contemplated a penis transplant.
Donkey to man.
Only for one day.
Just to […]

Eliot Spitzer was elected governor of New York with the image of a corruption fighter. The former prosecutor arrived in Albany with the goal of reforming state government. His self-righteousness earned him enemies in every camp and they gloated with glee upon discovering that the Democratic governor had been implicated in an extremely expensive prostitution […]

My research of sexual terms has been extensive over my 55 years. More for a good joke or to outrage a dinner table of stodgy American than to liberate my own sexuality, however my confidence in my prurient knowledge was shaken by a list of sexual perversions floating on the internet.

Reading this following list could […]

Earl Butz, the Agriculture Secretary for the failed Nixon regime, was a plain-speaking farmer.

“Negroes only like loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to shit.” This comment on Black America’s apathy toward voting had everyone scratching their heads about the loose shoes. Most straight males like two of three. The loose shoes had white […]