Category Archives: Pattaya

Halloween in Pattaya 2007

In 2007 Pattaya celebrated the old Celtic festival of Samhain with a singularly Thai flavor. Bar girls dressed in skimpy dresses and go-go girls painted fake blood on their faces. Farangs drank more than normal nights. It’s a pagan holiday and nothing says pagan better than sex go-go girls, beer, and a devilish hang-over the […]

Better Dead Than Alive

Back in September of 2007 I was coming home from visiting Mint in Jomtien Beach. Our affair had lasted almost a year and showed no signs of losing steam. She had her place and I had mine. We rarely slept together. Mint said it was because I was in love with my ex-wife. I told […]

NAPS OF THAILAND by Peter Nolan Smith

When a Chinese general was asked about the defeat of the People’s Army by the Vietnamese in 1979, he replied, “We get up at 5am and they get up at 4.” The draconian work ethic of NVA seemed to have been sapped by the torrid climes closer to the equator, because Thais and Laotians are […]

CV Addition

Pattaya is still a city of sin. Sex sells. Go-Go bars, beer bars, and short-time bars. I have frequented these establishment over the years as a customer. I’d never thought about running one of these places until Sam Royalle offered me a position as manager at his new bar THE CLINIC. “Pays 70,000 baht a […]

Heaven Above – Pattaya

I’ve been in America almost 10 months. The longest stay in my native land for over 20 years. In that time I’ve only visited one go-go bar, the dreadful KitKat Klub in West Palm Beach. The dancers at that dubious fleshpot sport 50 long breasts slung over their shoulders like deflated airbags. Their hairstyles dated […]