Category Archives: Letters

USA Bumper Stickers – Anti Bush

My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes. My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer. My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old [...]

Guns and kids

EMAIL from Bryan Le Bouef Painter from Lousiana. Mom sent me this yesterday… a photo depicting my brothers and I when we had yet to face the most troubling parts of life. As you might guess I was much younger than the others. I believe that I had just been introduced to hard drugs the [...]

Goodness Gracious Pedos

A good friend emailed me the other day. He’s a famous author. His books are translated into French. Most of them are about his sexual dalliances with rent boys. I keep telling him to come to Pattaya. It seems like he’d fit right in. Especially in Boystown. He wrote.

God in Iraq – letter from the USA

This email from close friends highlights the religious fervor behind the most recent excursion to the Mideast by forces of the West. Being a follower of the Church of Beer, I believe in peace and beer drinking with the occasional spirited speaking in tongues, which is usually babbling sprinkled with expletives. The following email has nothing [...]