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This email came from the Old Roue who is in NYC for a month.
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ERIE, Pa. (AP) - A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a
domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her
boyfriend with the child, authorities said.
Ah, the Heartland.
“Home”, as Groucho said, “is where you hang your head.”
Meanwhile in […]

EMAIL from Bryan Le Bouef Painter from Lousiana.
Mom sent me this yesterday… a photo depicting my brothers and I when we had yet to face the most troubling parts of life. As you might guess I was much younger than the others. I believe that I had just been introduced to hard drugs the previous […]

A good friend emailed me the other day.
He’s a famous author. His books are translated into French.
Most of them are about his sexual dalliances with rent boys.
I keep telling him to come to Pattaya.
It seems like he’d fit right in. Especially in Boystown.
He wrote.
You’re in the hotbed of the front-page news right now, the Jon Benet […]

Here’s an email from a friend.
She is a writer and we share the same astrological sign.
Every May she throws a party for fellow Geminis.
I was back in the States this May but she cancelled.
Here’s why.
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The Gemini Party did not go according to plan.  It got ugly at the S——- household, and I just couldn’t play […]

FROM AN OLD ROUE
In the afternoon I’m taking my cute as a button new litte ho and her poo-ahn to Superman at IMX at Paragon and I’ll be shaggin em later. The little twinky is with me right now, singing to MTV. life good. 20 and sweet as pie. But you know one day she’ll […]

This email from close friends highlights the religious fervor behind the most recent excursion to the Mideast by forces of the West. Being a follower of the Church of Beer, I believe in peace and beer drinking with the occasional spirited speaking in tongues, which is usually babbling sprinkled with expletives.
The following email has nothing to […]

EMAIL from Friend April 4 after I invited him to join me on a trip to Phnom Penh to avoid Songkran
His reply
No thanx, I’m driving 2 Nana Plaza dancers to Isaan for Songkran. At least
something will get wet.
Be careful in P-P. Ask permission before you soak one of those little
motherfuckers. They’ve got no sense of […]