Category Archives: Letters

Letter From the Right 2-18

The Big Buster sent this letter. WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? “My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this […]

Please Help Me

In Jan. 2008 I was arrested for copyright-infringement in Thailand. The police treated me as if I was a VIP. NO cuffs, no lock-up, no bribes. “You didn’t kill anyone and not sell drugs. Your crime is very small. Maybe $100 fine.” The police also warned not to believe any lawyers working to solve this […]

The Angry American

This comes from Big Al of Pattaya. ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER ! This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough). You definitely feel the guy’s pain! An actual letter to the passport office. Dear sirs, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How […]

Rejection Literaire

A month ago I was surprised to receive an email from a literary agent interested in my semi-fiction piece BET ON CRAZY. These vignettes cover my years as a diamond dealer on West 47th Street in New York. This interest was unsolicited, so I took special care to present my writing in the right light […]

Con Letter From PI

I’ve never received one of these letters and was so excited that I might be $8.3 million richer soon that I had to share my roller coaster ride to fame and fortune with you. _____________________________________________ Dear Sir. I am Madam Laarni Enriqez, a native of Philippine nationality, and a divorcee. I would like to have […]