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The flight from Bangkok via Taipei and Anchorage to JFK lasted almost 36 hours. I wish the trip had taken even longer, however we landed on time ending the longest Sunday of my life. The immigration officer asked how long I had been out of the country.
“5 Years.” All of it in Thailand.
“Welcome back.” He […]

Muddy Waters just sang,
On the seventh hour
Of the seventh day,
On the seventh month,
The seven doctors say
“He was born for good luck.
And that you’ll see.”
I got $700
Don’t you mess with me.
If you can lay your hands on $700, nobody can fuck with you, don’t even adjust for inflation. It’s Nature’s law.
I met Muddy Waters for one […]

I received an email from a friend of the family seeking companionship, whom I remember from showing porno movies to my girlfriend at the time. Obviously he is in a different head now because he wants a serious relationship.

Erk!
Here are the correspondences.
Yes, I remember you.
I’m living here now. Not easy, but a good change from […]

“Women are always right and they are never more right then when they are wrong and you try to convince of this.” Pascha Ray.

They’re different animals as proven by this mail from Brian LeBouef featuring a short story exercise written by a male and female student at the U of Phoenix.
The professor told his class: […]

I’ve never received one of these letters and was so excited that I might be $8.3 million richer soon that I had to share my roller coaster ride to fame and fortune with you.

_____________________________________________
Dear Sir.
I am Madam Laarni Enriqez, a native of Philippine nationality, and a
divorcee. I would like to have a long lasting and […]

Lou Reed recorded a signature song on his album TRANSFORMER. Actually more than one. VICIOUS and WALK ON THE WILD SIDE was joined by PERFECT DAY, which was later used for a TV commercial.

“Oh, such a perfect day. I’m glad I spend it with you. You just keep me hanging on.”
Normally hearing a song you love […]

“How many angels can dance on the point of a pin?” My 6th Grade teacher asked our class. 

This question was a stumper since no data existed on the celestials’ weight, size, or how they danced.
“None, because cherubs are about the size of a parrot.” My friend Chuckie answered without raising his hand.
“And how do you […]

From my brother in law David
You remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its
comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when the “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host […]

November 14th, 2006
To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,
I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week’s
election. You’re worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don’t want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. […]

My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes.
My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer.
My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old at the […]