Category Archives: Internet

Neo-Droid Hands

Comic book characters rarely had all their fingers. Many artists are unable to draw a hand, which I’ve always deemed to be the cause for the advent of abstract expressionism. Most recently I went online to look at wedding bands for a friend. The website offered this image. Not really a hand. Then again nothing […]

PEOPLE SUCK Gus and the Snowmen

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and I am wandering around the Fort Greene Observatory in a green cotton robe. The windows are open and the curtains are up. The people in the new condo building are probably staring into their binoculars and saying, “That crazy old coot is naked again.” They’re right and I’m about to […]

Spam Appreciation

I get spam letters all the time. Most are promoting viagra, baldness cures, penis enlargement, porno, or oxycontins. There must be a tremendous market for those products in my demographics; white, male, 35-65, wanting to get fucked up. Today this computer-generated comment appeared on mangozeen from an over-40 pregnancy counseling site. “What i do not […]

Last night I had nothing to do and searched online. The URL has nothing on it and obviously a free-thinking entrepreneur has bought the site in expectation of cocaine’s legalization. One day it will happen, for the armies of Tony Montana are ever-victorious. Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked! And there’s […]

Yet Another Facebook Hoax

We are suckers for thinking that we are smart enough to fool the machine and this weekend thousands if not millions of facebook users posted the following warning in hopes of protecting their privacy. “In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, […]