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Most people lie about their weight and height. Even fewer men will admit to surfing the internet for porno, despite 99% of the sites on the Web are geared for that purpose. XXX is certainly more entertaining than youtubes.com, but all pleasures have their limit, except for a Japanese government worker with so many visits […]

Microsoft and Norton have issued a warning to hotmail and yahoo users that if you receive an email titled ‘MAILSERVER REPORT do not open this, as it’s a deadly computer virus, which will flash a message.

“It’s too late now. Your life is no longer beautiful.” after which you will lose everything on your computer and […]

Here’s a link to youtubes for a video showing the test of a robot dog.

http://gizmodo.com/368651/new-video-of-bigdog-quadruped-robot-is-so-stunning-its-spooky
Robodog runs, fetches, and acts stupid without any slobbering or pooping or tearing up your favorite shoes. The Pentagon will probably teach him all sorts of cyber-nasty tricks and who knows what vicious ticks they will develop to make life miserable for […]

Everyday emails flood my mailbox.

Increase your sperm load.
Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly.
Viagra for renewed sexual vitality.
Living in Pattaya I can understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity.
A urban legend particular to Pattaya rumors that the local hospitals bodybag 50-60 middle-aged western males monthly. They […]

I studied English and foreign languages in university, however the advent of the Internet has transformed my fingers into thumbs dedicated to spawning unintelligible messages and judging by emails from friends and family, this deficit in spelling as well as grammar has dropped illiteracy to a depth unrivalled since the Dark Ages, when there were […]

The Nation completed its metamorphorsis to a daily business report by diverting its news section to its online reincarnation XPRESS. See http://www.dailyxpress.net/

Online news publications are a desperate act for newspapers whose readership has deteriorated under the assault of TV’s 24/7 information cycle and the shorter attention spans of modern life.
Elections?
Who cares?
Bombs in the south.
Who cares Part 2?
Thaksin’s mistress on the […]

I get chain letters all the time. This was the most convincing in ages. I actually called the phone number in the letter. 800-numbers in the USA aren’t reachable from Thailand. The second # was busy and the 3rd was out of service.

I sent the chain letter to 20 of my freinds only becasue they […]

I found this wacky website spoofing wikpedia thanks to friskdude in Pai

It offers a Bizarro vista of Thailand.
Here’s the intro.
Thailand is a very sexy country in Suwannabhumi, in the polar regions near the equator. Everyone in Thailand wears a thai, both men and women, as casual clothing is one of the country’s most favorite sports. […]

I’m not a good typist.

My fingers are afflicted with manual dyslexia.
My spasmatic digits is not why question marks have replaced quotations throughout Mangozeen.
We changed servers. The problem should be fixed by Monday. remember this is the weekend. So bear with us. We’ve come a long way since Apple 2.
 

This is a new website spoofing the Nation.
When you need it the most, here comes the laughs.
http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/listnews.php?cid=4

Shipping baron daughter Yinlak “Pip” Chinthammit defies the odds and inspires others with her incredible spirit and determination to run her own décor boutique BANGKOK – The elite of Thailand continue to lead the nation forward with its newest generation […]