Archive for the 'Humor' Category

English Health

From Pattaya Rag

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the […]

Decisions Decisions Decisions

Here’s a quandry from Big Al
Please read the entire thing for the correct impact ….

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to […]

Starving Farangs in Thailand

Another funny post from Not the Nation
http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=482

THONBURI - Briton John Wilson says he’s just like any Thai person: He wakes up at the crack of down, takes the bus three hours to work, slaves away at work for a low wage and simply wants to enjoy his khao mun gai and Leo beer in peace […]

Easter Sunday Humor Pattaya

It was a quiet night in Donovan’s Sports Bar on 3rd Road. The owner was sitting alone. I decided to join Steve for an Easter cheeseburger. We discussed my upcoming trip to the USA and he said, “It’s been three and half years since I was last in New York.”

“Over two for me.” And I […]

Air Control Atlanta

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R - Allah be Praised.”
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”
Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We […]