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Another funny post from Not the Nation
http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=482

THONBURI - Briton John Wilson says he’s just like any Thai person: He wakes up at the crack of down, takes the bus three hours to work, slaves away at work for a low wage and simply wants to enjoy his khao mun gai and Leo beer in peace […]

It was a quiet night in Donovan’s Sports Bar on 3rd Road. The owner was sitting alone. I decided to join Steve for an Easter cheeseburger. We discussed my upcoming trip to the USA and he said, “It’s been three and half years since I was last in New York.”

“Over two for me.” And I […]

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R - Allah be Praised.”
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”
Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We […]

WHITE WOMEN:   
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both […]

Sometimes you have to share a joke in this modern world, especially if it addresses an eternal question.
What is happiness?

An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life.
“To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on […]

NOT THE NATION continues to scathe the stratosphere of Thai Life with its entertaining bizarro version of the now-defunct THE NATION’s new offering XPRESS. This is a fake story, but maybe Thais and farangs will believe the hoax easier than the manufactured truth.
http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=457
BANGKOK – In a move that is being hailed by the business community […]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Margaret and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went […]

The Guess Who had a hit with AMERICAN WOMAN
“American Woman stay away from me.”

Here’s the reasons why.
JOKE
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this […]

This is a new website spoofing the Nation.
When you need it the most, here comes the laughs.
http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/listnews.php?cid=4

Shipping baron daughter Yinlak “Pip” Chinthammit defies the odds and inspires others with her incredible spirit and determination to run her own décor boutique BANGKOK – The elite of Thailand continue to lead the nation forward with its newest generation […]

This joke comes from the Old Roue in Bangkok
WHY MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS

Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men: A man […]