Category Archives: Heaven

The Downside of Heaven

A holy man from Bali died from old age. He arrived at the Pearly Gates to be greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter led the Balinese holy man inside the holy rest home of eternity. “I thought heaven was only for Christians.” “No, no, heaven is for everyone. Over there are the [...]

IF THERE’S A HELL / Curtis Mayfield

Good News Every Day

These are hard times for people my age. My friends are fired from long-time jobs by bosses seeking to maximize profit. Their houses are underwater in debt. Pensions are threatened by the GOP, corporations, and Democrats. Health care is a myth. The world is supposed to end in 2012 and many people are anticipating the [...]

Macho Man Drop-Elbow on Jesus

The atheists set off fireworks at midnight down by Red Hook. May 21 had come and gone without the Messiah of the Christians showing his face. I didn’t see much cause for celebration. Those fanatics are mostly trouble-makers and shit-stirrers, but AP, my landlord, Alaska Jack, and I raised our glasses on top of the [...]

Maybe Next Time

To see what a wonderful world this planet would have been without the Christians and all the other extreme religious, please go to the following URL nd view the amusing video MAYBE NEXT TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f9KlMWzKj4s#at=132 What a wonderful world it would have been, if angels could really fly.