Archive for the 'Environment' Category

Bangkok Gridlock Extinct

Oil prices dropped on the commodity market over $10. A sure sign of profit taking by speculators fearful of the bubble bursting. I invested $20 yesterday in the market. The gas at the pump was .05% more expensive this morning. My wife called from Chai-nat to complain about the pump prices.
“Over 40 baht a liter.”
I […]

Buses and Bikes / No Cars


2008 JonTien Beach 1 Picture 1 Word / Disgusting

From http://www.pattayaghost.com/2008/06/17/snapshots-pattaya-through-the-years/
Versus this scene in 1972

No jet skies, no beach chair mafia, no plastic bags.
And I was 20 years old, so no grey hair or midriff spread either.

The Future is Plastic

There is a prophetic moment in the movie THE GRADUATE, when Dustin Hoffman is told by his parents’ friend, “The future is plastic.”

Back in 1967 plastic was used to make toys, radios, and TVs. Food was wrapped in paper. Supermarkets packed your food in paper bags. At the beach most of the flotsam was maritime […]

Mega-Mall opens on Beach Road

Pattaya a town renown for its go-gos and lady boys will celebrate the opening of the Pattaya Festival Mall next year as part of its expansion to induce Thais and farangs to spend more money of shit they don’t really need from Tops, Robinson’s and a myriad of semi-luxury clothing chains. The three-year development will […]

Ever Green in Bangkok

This week the world’s climate experts are meeting in Bangkok to formalize a plan to deal with climate change, despite FOX NEWS and drivers of SUVs claims that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media. The secretary general of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon, is calling on the representatives to save […]

Dry Season Pattaya 2008

The water is running from my tap and the reservoir seems in good shape, so I have no complaints, however the outer limits of Pattaya was suffering shortages as the hot season finally hits the Eastern Seaboard.

Funky old water trucks are sucking the Jomtien lagoons dry.
City officials are telling the populace not to worry.
There’ll be […]

Koh Tao to Ban Plastic bags

I visited Koh Tao off the coast of Southern Thailand in 1992. It was a quiet koh famous for its three beach island. The water was crystal clear, although the coral around the island was dead from fishing with poison and dynamite. I haven’t been back to Koh Tao since and I imagine that the tourist strain […]

Beijing Colder than a Witch’s Tit 2008

The flight time between Bangkok and the Chinese capitol is about 6 hours. My friend Jocko Weyland lives in Beijing. I phoned him five minutes ago. He was skating on a frozen lake with a Frenchwoman. It almost sounded romatic.

The only ice in Pattaya are the cubes in my Chang beer. The early evening temperature […]

Burning Season Thailand 2008

This afternoon I set off from my house and thought, “Damn what a beautiful sky.”

No smoke in the air.
A miracle, until returning to my house I spotted thick grey plume billowing from the northern end of the street. It was not a cloud. It was fire. A brushfire. Call the Fire Dept. Quick.
Mistake or kwam-pit. […]