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Koh Samui Hospital has reported that the UK resident smuggling ingested hashish has died while under care. Three of the capsules containing the hashish burst in his stomach and he overdosed on the cannibas resin. The doctors said he felt no pain. Let this be a warning to farangs everywhere that easy money has its […]

The Koh Samui emergency ward was surprised to discover the cause of a middle-aged tourist’s  stomach cramps was nearly a kilo of hashish worth approx. one million baht. After a two-hour battle to extract a long plastic bag extracted from the Englishman’s intestines, police arrested him on charges of smuggling the Class 5 drug onto […]

I was a good boy throughout the 1960s.

I did no drugs.
I drank beer, fought in senseless brawls, and drove my 68 VW Beetle like it was my father’s Delta 88.
The summer of 1970 was my baptism into the drug culture.
Coming back from the Surf Nantasket after seeing the Chosen Few I smoked a joint in my VW […]

Back in the 90s my cousin Sharon Mitchell came to perform at the ShowWorld in New York. She and I were invited to the Fire Island cottage of Robin Byrd, famed XXX cable TV spokesperson. The short ferry ride brought vacationers to the sandy coastal island. There are no cars. No 7/11s. Only the occasional […]

The 2008 Grammy Awards were the 3rd least viewed in recording industry history. Immigration banned the #1 winner Amy Whinehouse from entering the USA. No star. The wild-haired UK singer has a well-publicized relationship with drugs. Youtubes featured her smoking ice aka crystal meth. The reward for this exploit. Persona non grata same as John […]

China might have 700 million more people than America, however the Land of the Free and the Brave outweighs the Celestial Kingdom by a whopping 40% thanks to the obesity fad hitting America. The Communist Politiburo frustrated by the USA’s superiority in this department have launched a massive online campaign to sell Phentermine to the […]

Dee Dee Ramone and Richard Hell wrote CHINESE ROCKS in 1976 to outdo Lou Reed’s elegiac HEROIN. The song soon became Johnny Thunder’s and the Heartbreakers’ showstopper. While Tom Petty and his Heartbreakers have sold millions of LPs and CDs, neither the Ramones’ nor Johnny Thunders’ versions of CHINESE ROCKS got any AM airplay.

Its omission from the Top Ten can easily […]

The Golden Triangle has been a source of opium since the 1800s. Tribesmen in the mountains grew it for a cash crop as well as a source of comfort after a long day in the rice fields. The French controlled the overseas trade until the Commies took over in China. Mao had the opium dealers […]